Punky the penguin

2023 Green Belt Relay

“Up and down like a stripper’s knickers” offered one participant. “Absolutely f**king horrible” spat a second. “SO MUCH FUN!” yelled a third. This year’s Green Belt Relay certainly inspired a broad range of heartfelt, if somewhat lewd, vulgar and shouty, reviews. What manner of contest could elicit such passion? For those of you not yet […]

2018 Green Belt Relay

My worst fears about our participation in this year’s race were realised almost immediately as the occupants of car 3 (grey Mazda) watched cars 1 (red Fiat) and 2 (Bill’s car) head off south along the A3, tracing a sub-optimal route towards our nation’s capital. It seemed that we might be in for a long […]